If you dig a cave under your parents basement,
Say hello to the grubs and the worms
For they are the most kindly and gentle of creatures

And if you dig a cave under your parents basement,
Be sure and take a warm blanket with you
To have a nice warm place to sit and relax

And if you dig a cave under your parents basement,
Take some nice snacks like hot chocolate or cookies
To make your stay more enjoyable.

And if you dig a cave under your parents basement,
Take a good book to read to help
You get lost in your secret underworld.

And if you dig a cave under your parents basement,
Remember that any place you can call your own is the Taj Majal.